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Double Thick Pork Chop
Double Thick Pork Chop
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P100 +/- 250 gram 450 Yen/Pack 450 Yen
Totoong may butong kasama sa bawat hiwa. Ito ang tamang sukat ng hiwa
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Baby Back Ribs
Baby Back Ribs
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P101 +/- 700 gram 1,500 Yen/Pack 1,500 Yen
Isa sa pinakamabili sa amin. Pagnalasahan mo tiyak na magugustuhan mo at hahanap-hanapin mo. Marami ang nagsabi na ito na raw ang pinakamasarap na Ribs sa Japan.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
【FREE SHIPPING】Bone-in Pork Chops (6 pieces)
【FREE SHIPPING】Bone-in Pork Chops (6 pieces)
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P050 about 750 gram 2,980 Yen/Pack 2,980 Yen
Meat on the bone just tastes better, the bone helps it cook faster and juices and flavor seep into the meat. Plus, if it has a bone you can eat it with your fingers! These little chops are perfect for grilling, just two or three minutes a side and you've got a main course ready.
One pack has 6 chops, each chop is cut uniformly 1.5cm thick so there is some variation in size.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Tenderloin
Pork Tenderloin
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P103 +/- 500 gram 670 Yen 670 Yen
TIto ang fillet ng baboy Magaling para sa medallions or kaya ay lutuin ng buo at saka hiwain.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Iberico Loin Yaki Niku
Iberico Loin Yaki Niku
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P123a 400 gram 1,320 Yen/Pack 1,320 Yen
Super marbled Iberico pork sliced up and ready for the grill. This is perhaps the best pork at the best price anywhere.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Spiced Pork on a stick
Spiced Pork on a stick
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P104c +/- 125 gram 290 Yen/Pack 290 Yen
Super tasty and easy pork kebabs, already seasoned and ready for the grill. You get five 25 gram kebabs and happy tummy.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Tadyang
Tadyang
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P116 about 600 gram 890 Yen/Pack 890 Yen
Ang tadyang sa harap
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Karne ng Baboy na pang Shabu-shabu
Karne ng Baboy na pang Shabu-shabu
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P107 500 gram 680 Yen/Pack 680 Yen
A 500g pack of lean pork loin sliced paper thin. Perfect for stir fry or shabu shabu, also makes a great lazy chef's pulled pork sandwich.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Ground Pork - 6 mm (2kg)
Ground Pork - 6 mm (2kg)
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P106 2 kilogram 2,310 Yen/Pack 2,310 Yen
100 posyentong karne ng baboy. Purong giniling talaga. Ito ay
frozen. Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Mince - 3mm
Pork Mince - 3mm
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P106a 1 kilogram 990 Yen/Pack 990 Yen
Fine ground, low fat pork mince.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Loin 1 Kg Block
Pork Loin 1 Kg Block
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P104b +/- 1 kilogram 1,210 Yen 1,210 Yen
For those guys who think my pork chops are either too small or too big, here you go, cut your own $%/+*# pork chops!
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Loin 2 kg Block
Pork Loin 2 kg Block
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P104a +/- 2 kilogram 2,180 Yen 2,180 Yen
A big pork roast that will still fit in the average sized freezer.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Loin-Whole 【Sold by Weight】
Pork Loin-Whole 【Sold by Weight】
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P104 +/- 3 - 5 kilogram 960 Yen/Kg
Variable Price
3,360 Yen
Buong buo Loin Lasang pinakamasarap. Pwedeng ihawin o kaya ay gumawa ng sarili mong hiwa na walang buto
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Shoulder Roast - 1kg size
Pork Shoulder Roast - 1kg size
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P126 +/- 1 kilogram 1,380 Yen/pc 1,380 Yen
We've started offering a smaller version of our popular pork shoulder, also called a "collar" or a "Boston Butt" (don't know why they have their butt's on their shoulder's in Boston). This makes a tender and easy roast, it's also perfect for pulled pork.
For "real" pulled pork, slow smoke this for 4 - 6 hours, then shred it with a fork, or if you like to cheat a little, throw it a pressure cooker for 30 minutes and mix some of our powdered hickory smoke or barbecue sauce into the pulled pork.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Shoulder Roast-Whole 【Sold by Weight】
Pork Shoulder Roast-Whole 【Sold by Weight】
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P105 +/- 3 kilogram 1,050 Yen/Kg
Variable Price
2,625 Yen
Pasko ay kulang kung walang lechon na balikat ng baboy
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Whole pork belly 【Sold by Weight】
Whole pork belly 【Sold by Weight】
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P112 +/- 3.5 kilogram 950 Yen/Kg
Variable Price
3,325 Yen
Lean pork belly.
Length is about 50cm, Width is about 25cm.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Tiyan
Tiyan
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P113 +/- 1 kilogram 1,168 Yen 1,168 Yen
Malamang tiyan ng baboy
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork bone-less leg 【Sold by Weight】
Pork bone-less leg 【Sold by Weight】
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P125 +/- 6 kilogram 1,070 Yen/Kg
Variable Price
6,420 Yen
The whole ham, as in thigh, not cooked. A very economic way to feed a crowd as a roast or stewed down for pulled pork. Or for the adventurous, brine it and make your own ham.
Frozen or Chilled
Maraming Inpormasyon
Tiyan na may balat
Tiyan na may balat
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P114 +/- 1 kilogram 1,592 Yen 1,592 Yen
Tulad ng tiyan na may kasamang balat at malabot na buto
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Whole skin-on pork belly 【Sold by Weight】
Whole skin-on pork belly 【Sold by Weight】
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P115 +/- 4.5 kilogram 1,200 Yen/Kg
Variable Price
5,400 Yen
Like the belly but with skin-on and soft bones.
Length is about 50cm, Width is about 25cm.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
【FREE SHIPPING】Buong Batang Baboy o Suckling na Baboy
【FREE SHIPPING】Buong Batang Baboy o Suckling na Baboy
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P108 about 5 kilogram 24,750 Yen 24,750 Yen
Buong Batang Baboy o Suckling na Baboy
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Half Pig
Half Pig
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P130 about 23 kilogram 19,980 Yen/pc 19,980 Yen
Serious barbecuers only. This is a whole side of pork, minus the head, skin, feet, and other bits. A whole lotta porker. These weigh in at close to 25 kilos and yield enough meat to feed 50 or 60 really hungry people. Unfortunately, due to shipping restrictions, we have to cut this side in half to ship it, so the front and back will arrive in separate boxes. You can pick it up whole if you want, though. Sorry, we can't do this with skin or head on, nor can we do a whole pig that is the same size as this. We can do the full, un-split 50 kg carcass but only on special order and for pick-up. Dimensions are about 140cm X 50cm. You can also just hang this in your appartment for boxing practice.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Ulo ng Baboy
Ulo ng Baboy
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P109 +/- 3 kilogram 2,600 Yen/Pack 2,600 Yen
Para espesyal na okasyon o kaya ay wala lang
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Tenga
Tenga
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P110 +/- 1 kilogram 500 Yen/Pack 500 Yen
Kung inorder nyo ito tiyak ako na alam mo kung paano ito lutuin
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Buntot
Buntot
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P111 +/- 1 kilogram 660 Yen/Pack 660 Yen
Kung inorder nyo ito tiyak ako na alam mo kung paano ito lutuin
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Liver o Atay ng baboy
Pork Liver o Atay ng baboy
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P117 +/- 1 kilogram 540 Yen/Pack 540 Yen
Isang buong atay ng baboy At malinis na. Ito ay frozen.
Maraming Inpormasyon
Pig's Feet
Pig's Feet
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P119 about 700 gram 420 Yen/Pack 420 Yen
Best with a bottle of a beer. One package has two pieces.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Pig Hearts o Puso ng baboy
Pig Hearts o Puso ng baboy
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P120 +/- 600 gram 350 Yen/Pack 350 Yen
Puso ng baboy at ito ay linis na. May 2 piraso sa isang pack. Ito ay frozen.
Maraming Inpormasyon
Pig Kidneys o bato ng baboy
Pig Kidneys o bato ng baboy
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P121 +/- 500 gram 350 Yen/Pack 350 Yen
Palaging nire-request na item, kaya ngayon meron na kaming stock. Mayroong 4 na piraso sa isang pack. Ito ay frozen.
Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Back Fat
Pork Back Fat
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
P127 500 gram 225 Yen/Pack 225 Yen
Clean back fat for sausages or render-your-own lard. Back fat, It's the Spice of Happy Belly Man!
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Natural Pork Casing 34/36 o bituka ng baboy para sa longganisa
Natural Pork Casing 34/36 o bituka ng baboy para sa longganisa
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
S018 1 pc 644 Yen 644 Yen
Kung gusto mong gumawa ng longganisa, meron kaming bituka ng baboy na nasa tubo na may sukat na 34/36 mm na pwedeng makagawa ng 3 kilong longganisa. Ito ay nakababad sa asin kaya banlawan lamang at ibabad sa tubing hanggang lumambot. Ito ay mabibiling chilled.
Maraming Inpormasyon
Pork Sausage Meat (English Flavor)
Pork Sausage Meat (English Flavor)
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
S022 +/- 1 kilogram 1,380 Yen/Pack 1,380 Yen
Just the meat, stuff your own links, mold your own patties, or make your own sausage balls!! Nothing says "I love you" like sausage balls.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
【FREE SHIPPING】【FREE SHIPPING】TheMeatguy Original Sausage&Kebab Sampler
【FREE SHIPPING】【FREE SHIPPING】TheMeatguy Original Sausage&Kebab Sampler
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
SET102 約2 kilogram 4,980 Yen 4,980 Yen
A little taste of a whole lotta good things. You can get a pack each of our Beer Brats, Irelander, Maple, and Beef sausages as well as a pack each of Lamb, Beef, and Pork kebabs. That's 15 skewers and 28 sausages - a feast! There is something here for everyone, even the kids will be happy.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
【FREE SHIPPING】[FREE SHIPPING!!] Fabulous Kebab Lover's Set
【FREE SHIPPING】[FREE SHIPPING!!] Fabulous Kebab Lover's Set
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
SET113 25 pc 2,700 Yen 2,700 Yen
All kinds of meat on sticks, one pack each of beef, ostrich, pork, lamb, and crocodile kebabs. 25 Kebabs all spiced up and ready to go, just grill or bake in the oven for your own little lover's party.
We also give you free shipping on this product and any product that you combine with this order.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
The Meat Guy Original Cottechino Sausage
The Meat Guy Original Cottechino Sausage
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
S200 +/- 300 gram 790 Yen/Pack 790 Yen
Our version of an Italian New Year's tradition (can be eaten any time of year). This is our most rich and flavorful sausage, we make these by adding a little rind-on pork belly and Parmesan cheese to our sausage grind, then spice it with cinnamon, nutmeg, and just a touch of basil. 3 sausages per pack.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Wild Boar Shoulder Roast - S size
Wild Boar Shoulder Roast - S size
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D018 +/- 400 gram 2,425 Yen 2,425 Yen
Grade-A Wild Boar from Texas. Great gift for Razorbacks fans also very nice roasted or cut into cutlets.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Wild Boar Shoulder Roast - L size
Wild Boar Shoulder Roast - L size
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D019 +/- 600 gram 2,980 Yen 2,980 Yen
Grade-A Wild Boar from Texas. Great gift for Razorbacks fans also very nice roasted or cut into cutlets.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Wild Boar - Whole 5 Kg up
Wild Boar - Whole 5 Kg up
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D199 +/- 5 kilogram 12,960 Yen 12,960 Yen
A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Wild Boar - Whole 6 Kg
Wild Boar - Whole 6 Kg
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D200 +/- 6 kilogram 15,120 Yen 15,120 Yen
A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
About 60cm X 30cm
Frozen Maraming Inpormasyon
Wild Boar - Whole 7 Kg up
Wild Boar - Whole 7 Kg up
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D201 +/- 7 kilogram 17,280 Yen 17,280 Yen
A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
Frozen

How to Prep your
Baby Boar for a Cook-out!:

Why just roast or grill something when you can butterfly it, spike it with garlic, and give it a rubdown?  We'll show you how to get your little wild boar all spiffied up for a cookout in 3 or so easy steps.  Why should do this?  Because it will halve your cooking time and it makes it taste super good. This also works with whole lambs, piglets,  any carcass that's had the breast bone split.
Caution:  If you are not accustomed to your food resembling the animal that it once was, look away now and get yourself some chicken nuggets.
The First Step:  Get it all thawed out, this is important, don't try and  work with something still frozen.  It won't cook well and  your knives won't like it either.  Of course if you don't know this already, you probably shouldn't be trying to roast a whole pig, maybe you should start out just frying up some bacon or something.  Anyway, put your baby boar on it's back like this.

The Second Step:  Press down one each side of the ribs and spread it open, then with a heavy knife or meat cleaver, give the backbone a couple of good chops, this should make it possible for the boar to lay flat.  You might need a couple more chops to get the legs to spread out flat and then you have got your boar butterflied, oh the pretty butterflies...

The Third Step: Pierce with garlic, garlic is great, garlic makes everything taste better, garlic keeps away vampires, you can't use too much garlic.  With the tip of your knife open up a garlic sized whole:

Then stick in a piece of garlic, do this again and again until you run out of garlic or wild boar bits to stick garlic into.

The Third Step part second: 
Flavor up!  Make up a good rub, a good rub should have a bit of salt, something red like paprika because red is pretty, something spicy and something sweet.

rub rub rub

There you have it, a whole baby boar, butterflied and ready to be cooked.
How to rig up a charcoal oven
out of cinder blocks big enough to cook
a small pig or a monkey or something.
So you got something big to cook and nothing big enough to cook it in, well with about 3,000 yen worth of cinder blocks and some foil you or anyone not totally retarded can build themselves an oven, here is how you do it.
Step The First!:  Get bricks, lots of them, in this example we used 30 cinder blocks for the outside plus 4 more to hold the grill grates.

Lay down a double layer of foil on the ground where you build this and you (or your wife's) clean-up will be easier.  Then just stack the blocks, three long and two wide, or bigger if you've got something bigger to cook.  Then cover all the inside with foil, this is not really necessary but it will trap more heat and make your oven more efficient.  If you are feeling handy you can build grill supports into it, but cinder blocks standing on end worked just fine to hold up the grates that we had laying around.

Step The Second:  Light up some charcoal right in the middle of the oven, I like to start with regular charcoal and then add briquettes, which, contrary to popular belief, can be found at any home center in Japan, just ask for "mame tan".

Don't use all your charcoal at this step but you do want to make a fairly large and hot fire to preheat the oven.  Then, once the charcoal is nicely lit, split the coals up four ways and rake them into the corners.  This way you can cook with indirect heat, it is pretty important to remember this part, if you try to cooks something big in your oven directly over the top of a bunch of hot coals you will end up with your drippings igniting a helluva grease fire and whatever your are trying to cook will get burnt beyond repair.

Step The Third : Once you have the coals spread out away from the middle, put your pig inside.

At this point it is a good idea to add a few briquettes to each of your four fires, if you want to throw in some smoking chips now would be a good time for that as well.  Your life will be easier if you have left a little space between the grill and the corners of the oven.
Step The Fourd:  Cover your oven, if you have a big piece of something non-flammable, like a piece of sheet metal or something, that would be perfect.  If not, then you can just cover a big piece of cardboard with foil and keep it weighted down.  It shouldn't get hot enough to catch it on fire, but you might want to stay nearby just in case a spark jumps up.

If you were planning ahead, you might have left a brick on each corner jutting out just a bit.  That way you can vent a little oxygen into each corner to keep the heat up, or close them off if it gets too hot.

You can also use a hair dryer to blow some air into your vents to quickly raise the temperature or help ignite some new charcoal if you need to reload.  For the oven pictured above I used about 6 kilos of regular charcoal and about half of a 15 kilo bag of mame tan, I got it really hot then left it alone for two and a half hours, at which point I thought about flipping the pig, decided it was too much trouble, then let it cook for 30 more unnecessary minutes.  There was still another couple of hours worth of heat left in the coals and the oven should I have needed more cooking time.  You can easily get 4-5 hours out of one load of charcoal, then you need to start reloading every three hours or so if you are cooking something huge.
Now there should be a picture of something beautiful coming out of the oven, but I forgot to take that picture.  Maybe next time.
Happy Cooking!


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Wild Boar - Whole 8 Kg up
Wild Boar - Whole 8 Kg up
Pagkakilanlan ng produkto Sukat ng produkto Presyo ng produkto Presyo ng bawat produkto
D202 +/- 8 kilogram 19,440 Yen 19,440 Yen
A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
Frozen

How to Prep your
Baby Boar for a Cook-out!:

Why just roast or grill something when you can butterfly it, spike it with garlic, and give it a rubdown?  We'll show you how to get your little wild boar all spiffied up for a cookout in 3 or so easy steps.  Why should do this?  Because it will halve your cooking time and it makes it taste super good. This also works with whole lambs, piglets,  any carcass that's had the breast bone split.
Caution:  If you are not accustomed to your food resembling the animal that it once was, look away now and get yourself some chicken nuggets.
The First Step:  Get it all thawed out, this is important, don't try and  work with something still frozen.  It won't cook well and  your knives won't like it either.  Of course if you don't know this already, you probably shouldn't be trying to roast a whole pig, maybe you should start out just frying up some bacon or something.  Anyway, put your baby boar on it's back like this.

The Second Step:  Press down one each side of the ribs and spread it open, then with a heavy knife or meat cleaver, give the backbone a couple of good chops, this should make it possible for the boar to lay flat.  You might need a couple more chops to get the legs to spread out flat and then you have got your boar butterflied, oh the pretty butterflies...

The Third Step: Pierce with garlic, garlic is great, garlic makes everything taste better, garlic keeps away vampires, you can't use too much garlic.  With the tip of your knife open up a garlic sized whole:

Then stick in a piece of garlic, do this again and again until you run out of garlic or wild boar bits to stick garlic into.

The Third Step part second: 
Flavor up!  Make up a good rub, a good rub should have a bit of salt, something red like paprika because red is pretty, something spicy and something sweet.

rub rub rub

There you have it, a whole baby boar, butterflied and ready to be cooked.
How to rig up a charcoal oven
out of cinder blocks big enough to cook
a small pig or a monkey or something.
So you got something big to cook and nothing big enough to cook it in, well with about 3,000 yen worth of cinder blocks and some foil you or anyone not totally retarded can build themselves an oven, here is how you do it.
Step The First!:  Get bricks, lots of them, in this example we used 30 cinder blocks for the outside plus 4 more to hold the grill grates.

Lay down a double layer of foil on the ground where you build this and you (or your wife's) clean-up will be easier.  Then just stack the blocks, three long and two wide, or bigger if you've got something bigger to cook.  Then cover all the inside with foil, this is not really necessary but it will trap more heat and make your oven more efficient.  If you are feeling handy you can build grill supports into it, but cinder blocks standing on end worked just fine to hold up the grates that we had laying around.

Step The Second:  Light up some charcoal right in the middle of the oven, I like to start with regular charcoal and then add briquettes, which, contrary to popular belief, can be found at any home center in Japan, just ask for "mame tan".

Don't use all your charcoal at this step but you do want to make a fairly large and hot fire to preheat the oven.  Then, once the charcoal is nicely lit, split the coals up four ways and rake them into the corners.  This way you can cook with indirect heat, it is pretty important to remember this part, if you try to cooks something big in your oven directly over the top of a bunch of hot coals you will end up with your drippings igniting a helluva grease fire and whatever your are trying to cook will get burnt beyond repair.

Step The Third : Once you have the coals spread out away from the middle, put your pig inside.

At this point it is a good idea to add a few briquettes to each of your four fires, if you want to throw in some smoking chips now would be a good time for that as well.  Your life will be easier if you have left a little space between the grill and the corners of the oven.
Step The Fourd:  Cover your oven, if you have a big piece of something non-flammable, like a piece of sheet metal or something, that would be perfect.  If not, then you can just cover a big piece of cardboard with foil and keep it weighted down.  It shouldn't get hot enough to catch it on fire, but you might want to stay nearby just in case a spark jumps up.

If you were planning ahead, you might have left a brick on each corner jutting out just a bit.  That way you can vent a little oxygen into each corner to keep the heat up, or close them off if it gets too hot.

You can also use a hair dryer to blow some air into your vents to quickly raise the temperature or help ignite some new charcoal if you need to reload.  For the oven pictured above I used about 6 kilos of regular charcoal and about half of a 15 kilo bag of mame tan, I got it really hot then left it alone for two and a half hours, at which point I thought about flipping the pig, decided it was too much trouble, then let it cook for 30 more unnecessary minutes.  There was still another couple of hours worth of heat left in the coals and the oven should I have needed more cooking time.  You can easily get 4-5 hours out of one load of charcoal, then you need to start reloading every three hours or so if you are cooking something huge.
Now there should be a picture of something beautiful coming out of the oven, but I forgot to take that picture.  Maybe next time.
Happy Cooking!


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Maraming Inpormasyon