Cook it and give me some fixin’s (Pick up at Shooters- Nagoya)

Any date after Dec. 25th
We’ll take that turkey you just bought, stuff it, roast it, and load it up with two side dishes: 1. Shooters Special Mashed Potatoes and 2. Super Stuffing. Your bird will be delivered, with loving care, into the hands of the fabulous chef team at Shooters, they will then put it through a vigorous work-out program so that it is fit to be the centerpiece of a really nice table in a really nice home. You then stop by on the day of your choosing and pick it up for the best holiday meal ever!! Here’s how it works:

1.,Select a bird, any bird, whole turkeys, chickens, ducks, even a guinea if you please and place it in your shopping cart. (Sorry at this time the 20-24 pound turkeys are not included in this offer)
2.,Select the “Cook it....” product option and when you check out write us a note telling us when you would like to pick it up (give us at least 3 business days.)
3.Your bird will be shipped to Shooters, a pick-up voucher and anything else you order will be shipped directly to your shipping address. You will be charged for the bird and the cooking along with the rest of your order, if there are no other items and you’ve chosen to pay by COD you will just receive the pick-up voucher and the bill.
4.,Go to Shooters, on the day you have selected and pick up your order any time from 11:00 AM to 8:00 PM. Important!! You must place your order at least 6 business days before your planned pick-up date!!

(Shooters cooks up all kinds of tasty treats and you are free to purchase anything else you might want from their take-out menu.)

FAQ:

Q: Where is this Shooters place?
A: 100 Meters South of Fushimi Intersection in Nagoya, go here for a map: www.shooters-nagoya.com

Q: Can I have Shooters cook something other than a bird, like a roast beef or a roast pork?
A: Absolutely, just mention in the comments section of the checkout which item you would like sent to Shooters.

Q: How much fixin’s are there, can I get more?
A: There are enough fixin’s to make 6 – 8 portions, to order more just order additional units of the “Cook it...” product and you’ll get more (actually about three times more since the turkey only needs to be cooked once we apply the entire “Cook it...” fee to the fixins portion.

Q: How come my “Cook it...” date is sold out?
A: There is a limit to how many items can be prepared each day, some days sell out very quickly.

Q: How come it costs more to cook it than it does for the whole bird?
A: Because 1. you get loads of really good fixin’s made from the highest quality ingredients and 2. Because the oven is made of GOLD!

Q: My Aunt Sally has a great recipe for stuffing, if I send it to you can you make it?
A: Yes! And by “yes” we mean “NO”, feel free to send your recipe to us though, we just won’t be making it. Say hi to your Aunt Sally for us!!

Q: Do you think it would be a good idea for me to have a couple shots of Jagermeister at the bar when I pick up my turkey?
A: We think it would be a very good idea for you to have a couple shots at the bar when you pick up your turkey.

Q: Are there any hidden charges?
A: Only the cost of the Jagermeister shots, and the divorce attorney...

Happy Holidays!!