Party Foods

Roast Chicken Kit. Everything you need to cook-up a perfect li'l chicken all by yo self. Your "special" friend with think you've got mad skills in the kitchen, and you know what they say about the size of your "mad skills in the kitchen..."
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Itty Bitty steak and mushroom pie. (8 pies in a pack)
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This is the most chocolaty thing I've ever had, first they take chocolate, then cover it with chocolate, then add some chocolate fudge. And the best thing of all is that it's not fattening, you can actually lose weight just by eating this. I ate three whole pies yesterday and lost like 15 kilos!! That might've mostly been from the tooth decay though...
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A little taste of home-made heaven right here! Rhubarb X Strawberry X light flaky crust = Whole Lotta Awesome Pie. If you are new to the joys of rhu-berry pie, the taste is a balance of tartness from the rhubarb and sweetness from the strawberries, and it feels light and healthy.
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Frozen Strawberries for almost any purpose. Freshly frozen. Unsweetened! Great source for vitamin C! Frozen More info

This is a burger! Everything you need to build the perfect stack. We've included both beef patties AND spicy pork sausage patties, along with bacon and cheese, this is the best burger in Japan in our (possibly biased) opinion! If you order 2 sets or more we'll even throw in free shipping! Makes a great gift.
Contents:
Beef Patty...................2 pc
Spicy Sausage Patty.....2 pc
Bacon........................8 slices
Shred Cheese..............50 grams
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The only one in Japan! We take a chicken and stuff it in a duck, then we take the duck and stuff it in a turkey. We remove all the bones and liberally pack in a helping of our stuffing mix, then sew the whole thing up. The coolest centerpiece of any party.
We strongly recommend that you use a meat thermometer and a large oven bag to make sure this is cooked all the way through!
Dimensions(about):.................35X30X15cm cm
Contains giblets:.......................No
Pop-up timer:.............................No
Aprox.Thaw Time:.....................4-5days
Aprox.Roast Time:....................4-5hrs
Feeds:.........................................20-25
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This is why you're going to get fat. From the same maker as a our plain, and cookies & cream cheesecakes, rich, rich chocolate. This is real, New York cheesecake, it is so dense that after one piece you'll think you couldn't possibly eat anymore, then five minutes later you'll be tucking into another slice. You'll keep doing that until the cake is all gone. You should order three of these at a time, and get yourself a bib, and some pants with an elastic waistband.
I discovered that putting a few of our organic raspberries on top made it even more fantastic - I'm a genius.
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A whole block of our award winning Austrian Spek. This product is hand made and cured in the mountain air of the Austrian Alps. A really special ham for really special occasions. A block of this makes a great centerpiece for a cocktail party, just shave off slices and enjoy.
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Our new range of delicious pickles in a jar. Made in Japan in Kumamoto. More info

If you've been in Japan for more than a couple of weeks, you've probably learned the greatest bit of Japanese ever, "nomihodai" (all you drink), which is closely followed by our second favorite Japanese term "otsumami" (things you eat while drinking).
We think that Japan is a better place if you are drinking, and we think drinking is better if you've got something to snack on. So here are our best picks: beer sausage, chicken wings, wing sauce, napoli salami, spicy beef kebabs, and thinly sliced spek - smoked raw ham.

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Our new range of delicious pickles in a jar. Made in Japan in Kumamoto. More info

Exclusively at The Meat Guy, this is a world-famous ham from a world-famous hamery. Natural pork, cured and naturally smoked, concentrated flavor but not too salty, perfectly balanced. If you plan on using this for a holiday meal, you should buy two, even if you don't have any friends, you'll eat one of them on the day it arrives and you'll need another for the actual feast. It will call out to you, "eat me, EAT ME" even when you are trying to sleep, you'll find yourself at the refrigerator making a sammich...
Q. Can this ham be glazed?
A. Yes, this ham can be glazed, but you should put gold-flakes in the glaze or risk offending the ham.
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We took the perfect "Roo" burger and gave it a twist, then a pinch, and then a pat.... presto!!! It's Australia! These Aussie "Roo" burgers are sure to be a party favorite.
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Our three favorite European deli meats sliced-up and discounted just for you! The set contains:
1 X 100gm pack Spek Sliced
1 X 100gm pack Milano Salami Sliced
1 X 100gm pack Napoli Salami Sliced
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Our new range of delicious pickles in a jar. Made in Japan in Kumamoto. More info

Fabulous ham, this is one of the very best holiday hams you can buy in Japan. We had this imported especially for us - you won't find it anywhere else! This is natural pork leg that's been cured with the skin-on, then the skin has been coated with honey and roasted. You can thaw it and enjoy as-is, or for something really special mix up a glaze (I like a little honey, soy-sauce, and orange juice), bake the ham for about 1 - 2 hours, and brush it with glaze every 15 minutes or so. The skin crackles! Powerful good!
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Our new range of delicious pickles in a jar. Made in Japan in Kumamoto. More info

Why just go big, or Large, or SUPER size when you can be RIDICULOUS?!? This is all you need to make two of the biggest (and still actually edible) hamburgers ever. You get two ridiculous all beef patties at over 450 grams each, and two ridiculously large buns. One of these burgers is over FOUR Quarter Pounders (some call that a pound). These are super for a party, kids love them, and they also make a great gift for that fat friend in your life.
We bet you can’t eat the whole thing, if you can eat one whole Ridiculous Burger in one sitting we will give you a free imaginary shiny star, go ahead we dare, we double burger dare you!

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Just the right amount for a 4 – 7 person barbecue. The set includes 1kg of striploin, 2 racks of baby back ribs at 700 grams,1 pack of our original spicy sausages & a bottle of BBQ sauce. Also makes a great gift.

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Just like at the ballpark and with plenty of room for chili. +/-14 cm long(+/-45g). Each pack has 5 buns.
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A whole bone-in Ribeye. From Australian Middle Grain Angus Beef this is a premier carving piece. The chime bone is removed so it's easy to serve, all you need is a roaster and a BIG appetite.
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A Jumbo grill for the serious barbecue champ. This Jumbo model has over 1,780 square centimeters of grill space, plus two warming racks. You can feed 20-25 people at a time. Like all of our grills it runs on propane (tank sold separately) or with our 4 prong cassette adapter it can run on gas cans. Regulator and bragging rights for having the best grill in the neighborhood are both no extra charge.
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Hamburger buns, just the right size for our hamburger patties. 1 package has 5 buns.
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100 percent beef hamburger patties. 1 patty is 100 grams and there are 4 patties per pack. The perfect size for our hamburger buns. 100 grams is about a quarter pounder. These are made from pure whole-muscle cuts of beef, no offal, no extenders, just fresh ground beef that we mix with a little bit of salt and a little bit of cornstarch (so it holds together).
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French Duck Foie Gras. I invented the word "delicacy" just for this product.
One pack is one full liver, from 600-750 grams, this product is sold by actual weight so your final price may be different than listed.
It is illegal to sell this in Chicago - it must be good!
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This is a beautiful natural ham from the shoulder. It comes on the bone (which in some countries they call off the bone) either way, there is a bone inside the ham. It also has the skin-on for great cracklin' should you wish to roast it. It can be eaten as-is or you can glaze it and warm it in the oven or on the grill.
Length is about 45cm, Width and Height area about 15cm.
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This little piggy went to market.
A pig roast is good fun and with these little suckling pigs, really easy. Just thaw out the pig, season with whatever you have handy and score the skin to keep it from splitting. We used a charcoal barbecue for the one pictured, we loaded up the coals and one side and put the pig on the other. The hardest part was stopping everyone from trying to check on the pig every ten minutes. This one took about 3 hours and was falling off the bone tender.
Dimensions with legs folded under for cooking: about 45cm X 20cm X 20cm.
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A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
About 60cm X 30cm
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Organic Raspberries A big 1 kg bag of frozen organic raspberries. And since they are organic you can eat 3-4 kilos at a time with no negative consequences. You can even throw them in the blender with your favorite 500 yen a liter shochu for a healthy and refreshing summer pick-me-up/lay-me-down.
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A big barbecue set, enough for 10 – 15 people. The set includes a 2 kilo block of striploin, a 1 kilo block of pork loin, 2 racks of baby back ribs (about 700 gm), 4 pieces of chicken leg & thigh, a pack of our original Spicy Sausages, a bottle of BBQ sauce. Also makes a great gift . Now all I need is 10 – 15 friends...
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Awesome cake, and it'll fix your shoes!!
A little bit sweet, a little bit tart, this is awesome chilled, or pop in the microwave for a few seconds and serve it hot à la mode<--that means "with ice cream"!!
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A little bit wild - crocodile tebasaki. These are shanks with the claw still attached (and skin-on just the claw part). Throwing these on your grill will instantly make yours the coolest barbecue. They are also great fun breaded and deep fried ala crocodile wings!
You get two claws, one small size, one large (front and back if you really want to know) and the total weight is about 600 grams.
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Like the belly but with skin-on and soft bones.
Length is about 50cm, Width is about 25cm.
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Lamb patties ready to throw on the grill. We've already spiced them with just a hint of mint. These make fabulous burgers, top them just like you would a beef patty or be more adventurous - my favorite is basil pesto with blue cheese. One package has four 100 gram patties.
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Just fry-up these wings and cover in sauce for instant, naked, gratification.
You get:
1 bottle of our Naked Wing Sauce (S)
1 mixed pack of 5 X tip-off wings (tebanaka) and 5 X drummettes (tebamoto)
messy fingers
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A big box of American old-fashioned brownies. 28 pieces at 42.5 grams each is a whole lotta chocolaty goodness. Makes a great gift, you can even take off the outside wrapper and pass it off as omiage from the States!
The brownies are fully cooked and stored frozen to maintain freshness but can be shipped chilled or dry and will last at room temperature for a couple of weeks. They taste great warmed up in the microwave.
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A whole baby wild boar, fully dressed and ready to go. These are great slow roasted.
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All kinds of meat on sticks, one pack each of beef, ostrich, pork, lamb, and crocodile kebabs. 25 kebabs all spiced up and ready to go, just grill or bake in the oven for your own little lover's party.
We also give you free shipping on this product and any product that you combine with this order.
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If you are not really so good at cooking but want to have some friends over and impress them this set is for you! You get heaps of good stuff, none of them requiring more effort than a little heating or frying but they will make your party hot, hot, hot!
Turkey Spare Ribs.......................1kg
spiral cut potatoes.....................500g
Vili's Meat Pies(50gm)..................8 pies
Triple Chocolate Brownies...............4 brownies
Gooood times............................lots!


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A whole leg of Spanish cured ham. Aged for 12 months. We can also sell or loan a holder for presentation and slicing. One piece is about 7 kilos.

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Spanish ham holder.（ Size：40cmｘ15cmｘ20cm）
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A little piece of BIG flavor - homemade pumpkin pie! NOW FLAVORED WITH RUM! I've had a lot of pumpkin pie, most of them churned out by little blue-haired old ladies who could bake up a storm, but this is really one of the best I've had. It's all-natural and perfectly balanced. This is a full-sized pie, uncut, you can get anywhere from 2 to 10 slices, depending upon how you cut it - but you'll probably get about 6 nice slices. (Did you know, if you slice it in half, and continue halving it, 99 times, you will end up with approximately 1 atom!)
If swamp-rat really did taste like this, people would be lining up around the block to try it!
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A huge bag full of fruit. Inside are Mangos, Pineapples, Peaches, Papayas, and Grapes. Unlike most mixes which tend to skimp on the expensive fruits and load up on the cheap ones, but this bag is chock full of mangos and papayas. This is great as a frozen dessert, also awesome in smoothies. 5 pounds of fruit here for a bargain price.
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Natural turkey from the U.S., all you have to do is thaw and roast. This turkey has been pre-brined.
Dimensions(about):.................32x23x19cm
Contains giblets:.......................Yes
Pop-up timer:.............................Yes
Aprox.Thaw Time:.....................3.5days
Aprox.Roast Time:....................4hrs
Feeds:.........................................16-18
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